saw this on a wow forum...

this was too funny not to post:

Normal fight:
Tank: "I tanked good today"
DPS: "Look at my dps meter"
Heal: "Why was I here?"

Wipe:
Tank: "What happened?"
DPS: "I didn't get healz"
Heal: "We told you to run when you get the debuff or you'll damage the whole raid."
DPS: "L2Heal. rez plz"

Difficult fight:
Tank: "GJ heals"
DPS: "Look at my dps meter. My virtual ego is now longer."
Heal: "..."